🎵Ye Jo Mohabbat Hai by Kishore Kumar

‘You’ve never been in love?’ he scoffs at the guy left to him

‘Kuch nahi hasil hota pyaar karke.’ He made the firangi understand. 

Love destroys. He has seen people falling in this trap since years, seeing today too. His best friend who was once a part of his ‘no-love club’ has officially ditched him and is getting married to some Italian girl.

Desi bhi nahi, seedhe videshi. 

He rolled his eyes remembering the conversation with Vikram, his best friend. 'Stupid' , he has said to him. But what mattered more was Vikram’s happiness. So for his happiness he gave his approval and is now in Italy for the wedding. 

‘Vijay, your song?’ he gave the pen drive to his friend.

Yeah, Vijay Ranawat will dance tonight since his bitch of a bestfriend requested, almost begged him to dance. But solo, he had warned. Vikram had agreed.

Vijay had kept his performance last not wanting to ruin the mood of his best-friend’s wedding. 

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The music began and Vikram face pamed. What else could he has expected from his idoitic best friend. 

‘Yeh Jo Mohabbat Hai Yeh Unaka Hain Kami’ Vijay sings

Mehbub Kaa Jo Bas Lete Huye Nam he made a disgusted face

Mar Jaye Mit Jaye Ho Jaye Badanam.. 

Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar.....

Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar....... 

Vijay dances around his friends who laugh at him and nudges Vikram who glares at VIjay. And Vijay being Vijay, winks back at him. 

Vijay whispers something to Neel, his friend and he suppresses a laugh but does it. Neel bends down sitting on one knee forwarding his hand to Vijay who shrugs his shoulders and walks away leaving a heartbroken Neel, who pretends to feel really sad and cries. Vikram scoffs at the sight. 

Tute Agar Sagar Naya Sagar Koyee Le Le

Mere Khuda Dil Se Koyee Kisee Ke Na Khele.. Vijay says pointing towards Neel

Tute Agar Sagar Naya Sagar Koyee Le Le

Mere Khuda Dil Se Koyee Kisee Ke Na Khele

Dil Tut Jaye Toh Kya Ho Anjam......... Vijay supresses a face to horror to Vikram’s dad who chuckles and pats the young lad’s back. Vikram looks at his to be wife who seems unbothered and enjoying Vijay’s performance not knowing the lyrics ofcourse. She’s an italian. 

Yeh Jo Mohabbat Hai Yeh Unaka Hain Kam

Mehbub Kaa Jo Bas Lete Huye Nam… Vijay looks at Vikram again who glares, this time more furiously. Vijay chuckles 

Mar Jaye Mit Jaye Ho Jaye Badanam

Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar.....

Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar.....

Vijay had declared during his college days - I will die single no matter what.

And so far, since 6 years he has accomplished his goal, and still on it. 

He danced around and bumped into some Italian lady who passed her a wide smile. He shuddered at the smile and walked 5 steps back. 

Aankhe Kisee Se Naa Ulaj Jaye Mai Darata Hu

Yaro Hasino Kee Galee Se Mai Gujarata Hu.. 

He shuddered again and ran away from that sweet girl. Neel laughs grabbing everyone’s attention and obviously Vikram’s glare.

Aankhe Kisee Se Naa Ulaj Jaye Mai Darata Hu

Yaro Hasino Kee Galee Se Mai Gujarata Hu

Bas Dur Hee Se Kar Ke Salam...... Vijay folds his hands into a namaste and greets the same Italian lady again who kisses him a flying kiss and he acts like about to faint. 

Yeh Jo Mohabbat Hai Yeh Unaka Hain Kam

Mehbub Kaa Jo Bas Lete Huye Nam

Mar Jaye Mit Jaye Ho Jaye Badanam

Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar.....

Vijay circles around everybody and finally sits in front of Vikram and his mangetar who smiles at Vikram softly and he grins touching her feet.

She seethes in amazement and confusion and stops him from touching her feet. 

“Pranam bhabhiji.” Vijay greets. The girl turns to Vikram who suppresses a smile. “Baby, that’s a way of greeting someone respected in India.” he explains softly 

“Haye!” Vijay sighs looking at the two

‘Rehane Do Chhodo Bhee Jane Do Yar, Ham Naa Karenge Pyar.....’ Vijay sings the last lines quietly grinning and walks outside leaving the audience in amazement.